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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
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"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."
"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs? Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it."
"What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light"
"Jared Fogle asked me a question. ""On a scale of 1-10, what's your age?"""
"Words cannot describe your beauty... But numbers can. 4/10."
"My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms."