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Joke of the Day
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
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"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"
"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"
"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."
"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."