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Joke of the Day
"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"
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"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."
"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."
"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."
"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"
"What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say? It's 5 o'cluck somewhere."
"Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"" His officer responds with ""Why the clown?"" To which Hitler replies with ""See! No one cares about the Jews!"""
"What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle"
"When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!"