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Joke of the Day

"I met this super nice girl on tinder..."

"What do planets read? Comet books."

"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."

"My mother said today, ""I'm always alright as long as I'm taking that D."" She was referring to vitamin D."

"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."

"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""

"The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney."

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."

"What does a pirate from Boston say? Aaahhh."

"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."