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Joke of the Day

"I met this super nice girl on tinder..."

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."

"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"

"50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies... Well first it tied them, then it beat them."

"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."

"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."