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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"Oh you can bench 50 kilograms? I literally don't know if that's 100 pounds or a billion."

"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."

"First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."