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Joke of the Day
"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"
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"What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? corduroy"
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"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"
"What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse? The end of DayZ"
"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."
"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"
"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."
"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."