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Joke of the Day
"What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? corduroy"
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"
"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"
"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."
"Do one person every day that scares you."
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."
"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."
"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"