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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"
Next Joke
"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""
"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."
"Where do epileptics love to eat? Little Seizures"
"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."
"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."