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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"
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"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"
"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"
"What do you call a homeless college student? A philosophy major"
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."
"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"