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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"
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"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"
"You should never call your ex a whore It's offensive to prostitutes everywhere."
"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"What do you call a gaping hole in your chest that smells like fish? VAGINA PECTORIS!"
"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"
"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."
"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"