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Joke of the Day

"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."

"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."

"The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester."

"The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?"

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."

"So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years."

"What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies"