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Joke of the Day

"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"Confucius says... ""He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with chicken fingers!"""

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in it's life, a baby will grow up and stop crying."

"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"