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Joke of the Day
"Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about."
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"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."
"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"
"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."
"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"
"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"
"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"