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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
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"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."
"""Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."""
"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."
"Sex is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball"
"down vote this do it"
"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."
"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."
"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar... A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: ""Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."""