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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!"
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"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"
"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"Why can't gay people play poker? Because they can't keep a straight face."
"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."
"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."
"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"