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Joke of the Day
"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"
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"Cop: So, I'm writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Me: You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk."
"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."
"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"
"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"
"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""
"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."
"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."