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Joke of the Day

"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""

"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."

"Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!"

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."

"Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault."

"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"

"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."

"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"

"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"

"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."