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Joke of the Day

"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter? The baby, because she's a little bigger."

"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"

"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."

"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""

"Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight."

"How can a woman make you a millionaire? When you marry her as a billionaire."

"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"

"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"