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Joke of the Day
"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter? The baby, because she's a little bigger."
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"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner... ...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."
"I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't... Art school"
"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS!"
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"
"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"