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"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
"I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester... When a girl rates me out of 10"
"What sort of transport does a sheep use? A ewe-nicycle"
"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"
"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."
"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"
"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""