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Joke of the Day

"You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe? The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic"

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"Autocorrect just changed my kissy face emoji to ""stop it you're 37"" then powered down my phone."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."
"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."
"My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."
"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"
"Boobies Teehehehhe"