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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill... ^please ^don't ^kill ^me"

"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"

"NEW! ""How to Act"" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!"

"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."

"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."

"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."

"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""