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Joke of the Day
"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""
Next Joke
"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."
"What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!"
"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"
"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."
"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."