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Joke of the Day

"NEW! ""How to Act"" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!"

"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, ""Yes, honey I do."""

"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."

"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."