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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch."
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"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"
"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."
"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."
"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."
"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"
"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."
"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."