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Joke of the Day
"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"
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"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants."
"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."
"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."
"Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!"
"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""
"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."