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Joke of the Day
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"
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"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."
"""chill before serving"" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress"
"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."
"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."
"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."
"What do you call two crows on a fence? Attempted murder."
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."