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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

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"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid... I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Question in a Soviet radio. ""What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"""
"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."
"Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone? He likes to drive the dog's nuts."
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"
"""The new iPhone 6 is bigger!"" Meh. ""It has more sensors!"" Pfft. ""You can block group texts."" I WOULD LIKE ONE THOUSAND OF YOUR IPHONE"
"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"
"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."