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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

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"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."
"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
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"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."
"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."