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Joke of the Day
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"
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"Muslim children... The blow up so fast"
"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."
"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."
"Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me."
"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"
"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes."
"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"