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Joke of the Day

"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"

"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."

"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"

"My wife was cremated after her death. Also during."

"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."

"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, ""no."""

"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"

"Her: I just read this really funny thing on FB. Me: No you didn't."

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."