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Joke of the Day
"Why does Jesus suck at Call of Duty? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn."
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"You are not even beneath my contempt."
"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"
"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."
"""It's a boy!"" ...he screamed, ""it's a boy!"". Tears rolling down his face, and he vowed to never go back to Thailand."
"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"
"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"
"I a tendency to skip words."
"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."