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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...bah dum tsh."

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."

"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."

"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."

"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"

"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."

"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"