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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
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"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
"I only like brown rice not white rice. I think that makes me a ricist."
"laugh! besty medicine"
"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"
"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."
"Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels"
"Difference between outlaws and inlaws? The outlaws are wanted."
"Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*"
"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."