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Joke of the Day

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."

"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"

"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"

"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."

"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""

"i'm wearing a jetpack to my job interview tomorrow so if they turn me down i can disappoint everyone there by just walking out calmly"

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"What did the gay guy with Alzheimer's ask his partner? Where did I drop the soap?"