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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."

"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"What's the hardest thing, being in a room full of sexy people? my dick"

"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."

"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."

"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."

"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"