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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess."

"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"

"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"

"""A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says ""That'll be 80p [ATP]!"""

"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"

"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""

"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."

"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."

"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"