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Joke of the Day
"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"
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"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"
"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"
"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."
"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"