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Joke of the Day
"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."
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"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"
"If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?"
"Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another."
"How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss?"
"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
"Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children."
"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."
"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"