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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"
"Hey baby, you want to come back to my place? I do one hell of a Bill Cosby impression I'd love to show you"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'."
"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"
"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""