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Joke of the Day

"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."

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"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
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