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Joke of the Day

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""

"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."

"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"

"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."