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Joke of the Day
"I have a physical limitation from achieving any of my goals My fucking spine. Holds me back."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*"
"Waiter there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir he won't last long in there !"
"Clones. Clones are people two."
"Autocorrect changed ""panic attack"" to ""pancake attack"" and now I'm hysterical AND hungry."
"Kindergarten reunion??!?!?! I've gained like 100 pounds since then. No way I'm showing up!!!!"
"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"
"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"