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Joke of the Day

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."

"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? There was a hare in his bed."

"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."

"Scientists have found a nearby 'habitable' planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it."

"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."

"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."

"I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!"

"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."