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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
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"Why do Jihadists only drink instant coffee? Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline."
"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"
"Plot twist: Everybody shoots Cupid with an arrow."
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."
"What do you call some who is afraid of Santa? Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week."
"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."
"Trying to nurture my inner bully to stay motivated. So far, all I've succeeded in doing is stealing my own lunch money."