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Joke of the Day

"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""

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"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"I hate girls who insert the phrase ""my boyfriend"" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend."
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"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."
"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."
"So I'm dating this half-Korean girl... Her mother's Korean, her father's Korean, and her legs got ripped off in a car accident"
"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"
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