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Joke of the Day

"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a park watching some kids play. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Man, I really wanna fuck these kids."" The Rabbi replies ""Outta what?"""

"If lesbians don't like men, then why do they use dildos? Because scissoring just doesn't cut it."

"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money i make Then they call me ugly and poor."