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Joke of the Day

"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"The U.S. if Trump wins"

"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."

"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."

"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."

"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."

"What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job? Oh well that's just uber, isn't it"

"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"

"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"