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Joke of the Day

"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."

"Save yourself from a sexual harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, ""Do you know a place I can get Off?"". They may just need some bug spray."

"I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it ""Algorithm"""

"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."

"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"

"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"

"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"

"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."