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Joke of the Day

"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."

"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"

"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."

"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"

"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."

"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."

"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"

"Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough."

"Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!"