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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !"

"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a hill and turned into a field"

"Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot."

"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""

"I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time."

"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."