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Joke of the Day

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."

"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."

"[tense situation in the war room] ""Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it'll blow.1-4-7-teen"" CRAP [huge explosion]"

"My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet."