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Joke of the Day

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?"

"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."

"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."

"What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral? A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in."

"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""

"A Czech one: God is carrying a bag of dicks... ...when he suddenly trips over a rock and all the dicks fall out. He gets pissed off: ""I'm not going to pick them up, Prague's going to be here!"""