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Joke of the Day

"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."

"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."

"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."

"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."

"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."

"Cum leaves the body at almost 30 miles per hour, which means it is illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."