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Joke of the Day

"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."

"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."

"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."

"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."

"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"

"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."

"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."

"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"

"I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now. [x-post from Showerthoughts]"

"Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? It's sweeping the valley.(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"