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Joke of the Day
"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."
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"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."
"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
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"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."
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"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."