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Joke of the Day

"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"What does OP never do?"

"I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house. and he was the best dog I ever had"

"Alright Ralphs, here's the deal: you replace people with automated cashiers, I replace paying with stealing produce."

"I went to an anti-religion camp once It was a blasphemy"

"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""

"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """

"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"